Where There’s A Will, There’s A Way
By lisa on Apr 4, 2008 in Uncategorized
I kept laughing by myself after I read this story. This is really funny and I’m sure you will laugh too after you read it.
Bubba During Lent…
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor
grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were
Catholic….And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing
such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to
their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he
become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass…..and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You
were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhoo d. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors.
As he rushed into Bubba’s yard clutching a rosary and preparing to scold
him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanting: "You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
