AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
      A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
      "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She
pushed her knee and screamed;likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
      The doctor said, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?"
      "Well, no" she said, "I’m actually a blonde."
     "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

KNITTING
      A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
     Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bull horn
and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
      "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT’S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
      A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’
      The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
      The Blonde said, "So what? We’re going to be the first on the  sun!"
      The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads.  "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn
up!" said the Russian
      To which the Blonde replied, "We’re not stupid, you know.
We’re going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
      A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &
Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
      A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.   Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
HELLLOOOOOOO……," answered the blond.  "They’re watch dogs!"